Let’s party like it’s 1999!

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I guess the market will never go down.   Good Times are here again as the Dow reaches 11,000.  Next up… 12,000 — with 25% unemployment, instead of the 17% we currently have.  The more people are unemployed and underwater on their house value, the better the economy… right?

That’s what the media is feeding the unsuspecting pigs (I mean public).  Get them to borrow their last dollar from their maxed out credit cards and buy, buy, buy!  Don’t miss the rally, the bull is just starting… so says the media!

At this point, I see no way to make money shorting this pig!  It just keeps getting fatter and fatter.  How much slop can this pig eat?  Apparently enough to go up another week… or month, or year?  Who knows?  I’ve never seen such a huge disconnect between the “real” world… which sucks right now, and the “twilight zone”… in the market.

Unless the earnings are really bad this week, and I seriously doubt it, the market will probably just trade sideways to the usual slow grind up.  I feel I like I’m on an old dark century torture table, that slowly stretches my arms and legs… one notch at a time.  I can hear my bones start to crack, as the Obama Gangster Gang smiles and laughs as they slowly rotate the wheel, and the rope tightens as it pulls me a little more apart.

It would be nice if the ropes would snap, and free me from this torture table, but I just can’t see any reason for the market to fall this week.  Although I can’t find any technical reason to go long at this point, (the only reason you really need is the fact that the printing press is still going strong).  Without the mass printing of our money, which is then given to Goldman… who pockets half of it, and uses the rest of it to push up the market… this market would have corrected a long time ago.

However, nothing really matters as long as they have tons of free money to buy up the market.  It’s not going to fall, until every bear is dead.  Someone sent me this chart showing the extremely low level of bearishness in the market currently, as it’s at 18.9% now… with 48.9% of the people bullish.

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The 5 year low was 15.6% bearish, and 62.0% bullish.  So, I guess we have a little ways yet to go?  It seems that we are going to head up to 11,816 dow first… before rolling back down to 107.38 spy.  So, I’m going to go long here with every last penny I have…  (about 6 cents, as I held back the money I got from pawning the wife).

You know, if there is one thing I can say, that’s 100% accurate and true… is that “This market is really wearing me out!”  I think I’d be better off as a “Buy and Hold” retail investor right now, as everything is smelling rose too them  presently.  Of course it will eventually be their turn on the torture table, but right now it’s my turn… and my poor old body can’t take too much more of this torture.

Just kill me and get it over with!  Stop with the slow grind… day in and day out!  I can’t take the torture anymore.  Rally up to 12 million and get the damn P2 over with… please!

Red

Weekend Update…

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OR

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Will the week kill the last bear, as the bulls continue up on Bullish Monday and then trade sideways the rest of the week?  Or, will the week slaughter the bulls by crashing down multiple days in a row? It’s any body’s guess at this point!

The market is a cruel mistress that likes to butter up the bulls by feeding them hype-hay, only for the sole purpose of getting the bulls fat enough… too later make steak dinner out of them.  Neither bull nor bear is safe in such a treacherous environment.  Both will eventually be slaughtered, as the master loves to eat them both.

Lately, the masters have been eating bear for dinner, but I think they are ready for a new kind of steak… “Bull Steak”, as too much of the same thing can get quite boring.  We all need a change from time to time… and the masters are no different.

And fortunately (for the masters)… next week should bring in a lot of volatility as all the earnings are announced (meaning it’s “open season” for both bulls and bears).  Of course all the companies will lie and spin their numbers to whatever they want them to be.  But I suspect that most “insiders” have either already sold their shares, or will shortly.  They know first hand… how bad their earnings really are.

With all this sideways to slightly up trading movement in the market, the company owners have had plenty of time to unload their bloated stocks to the unsuspecting public… at top dollar of course.  But, now that earning season is upon us next week, what kind of numbers do you think they will report?

Of course they are going to lie a little (more like a “lot”), and maybe fudge a number or two (more likely “double” the real number), and the earnings will look OK, and the stock won’t tank… right?  Maybe?  Or maybe the numbers are too bad to be able to fudge enough where they are believably to the market.

Think of it like this… these last 3 months have been horrible for bad weather across the country as snow was everywhere.  We already remember from previous job’s numbers that the government blamed the bad report on the weather, stating that people weren’t able to go to work because of the snow, etc…  Now, if they didn’t go to work, to make money to pay bills, and have extra to spend… do you really think they went shopping and out spending money?

Of course not!  People aren’t spending money… because they don’t have any extra too spend.  What is that going to do for the earnings for next week?  American’s are broke, and it isn’t getting better.  Yes, they can continue to spin the numbers, and fool the public… but at some point (like now) the crap is going to hit the fan!

The “Bullishness” is as high as it was in 2007.  Look at this chart from Cobra’s blog.  It’s from Thursday, so it’s probably higher now, as the market rallied again Friday.

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Cobra gets permission to post it from time to time, but it is from a subscription service at www.sentimentrader.com, so I want to give credit to where it’s from. It’s a few days old now, so hopefully no one minds that I posted it here.

The point to notice here is… “this isn’t the the time to go long”!  Of course day-trading is different, but not swing trading or investing, as that’s like committing suicide right now.  Yes, it could continue up some more, and you can continue to pass the gun around the table… spinning the chamber, and pulling the trigger while aimed at your head.

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Each time you have a 1 in 6 chance (5 empty chambers, and 1 with a bullet in it) of shooting yourself, so the odds seem good… right?  It’s like saying that everyday is a new day in the market, and there is a 50% chance the market will go up, and 50% chance it will go down.  Same thing with flipping a coin… right?

We all know that’s not true, as the odds DO change when the outcome is the same multiple times in a row.  While in theory, it is logical to state the odds as even… and that is logically correct, but humans are not logical in their actions.  Maybe they are in their thinking, but their actions are done on impulse.

Take the coin for example.  If you flipped the coin in the air 20 times in a row and every time it landed on heads, what are the odds that it would land on heads the next flip?  Would you think it would be 50%?  Seems logical doesn’t it?  Here’s the problem with that thinking… the person who flipped it 20 times in a row is probably pretty amazed that it landed on heads every time.

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In fact, I’d say that he changes the way he tosses the coin because he is actually trying to toss it the same each time.  But he can’t, because his mind will remember all those previous times in a row that it landed on heads.  He will change something, causing the coin to land on tails.

The same thing would happen if you were to spin the chamber of the gun 20 times.  You would try too hard to continue spinning it exactly like you did the last time, and “Bang”… you kill yourself.

The stock market is no different.  While next week should have a 50-50 chance of going up or down, the reality is that everyone who trades the market knows that it’s been up the last 6 weeks in a row, and that will prevent them from believing that the odds are the same for another up week.

They all know the past history of how many times the market has been up 6 weeks in a row, and what happened on the 7th week.  Emotions are what makes these odds vary on the stock market, tossing a coin, or playing Russian Roulette.

And yes… I’m very aware that computers are now the largest traders in the market, with Goldman’s program leading the pack.  But, who programed the computers?  Humans did of course.  And what parameters did they use to program them with?  Human emotions is the correct answer.  The super computers are designed to play (or I should say… steal money from)  human retail traders, who are emotional in their trading decisions.

If the computers simply took greed, fundamentals, and emotions out the equation… the market would be at about DOW 3,000 now.  But add in those factors, add you can quadruple the price.  People aren’t logical in their actions, only in their thinking (and that’s only the really smart people).

Which again, brings me back to the market next week.  Logic says the market has an even chance of going up as down next week.  Emotions though… gives a different chance.  Odds are much higher for a large down move next week, then even a small up move.

While many will disagree with my conclusions on “odds”, I’ll simply wish them the best of luck.  If they decide to go against the odds, and place their chips on the Bull next week,  (in my humble opinion)… the odds are highly stacked against them.

Red

P.S.  Should the fall begin next week, and should you bears get really excited… like I know you will, let’s not forget our downside target captured here in this picture by our friend Sundancer…

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Once we hit that target, we bears should be getting out of our shorts and put on our bull suit.  Yes… I know, it’s hot, dirty, and smelly as bulls roll around in the mud, while we bears tend to clean ourselves in the river… but at least you won’t go hungry again.  So suck it up (your pride I mean… mine too), and go long when all hell is breaking loose!  By the way, that target should line up with the 107.38 spy print I got last month.

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The Last Squeeze?

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All the selling yesterday and the gap down today… just got squeezed.  It seems that the bears never catch a break.  Will the market continue higher again tomorrow?  They are so close too the 11,000 mark on the DOW, that I think everyone is expecting it now.  Does that mean it won’t happen?

I can’t answer that, but the SPY did have a fake print on Wednesday of 119.35 on the 10 minute chart… which would probably be slightly above the 11,000 mark on the DOW.  Could that be the finally target before the drop?  Maybe?  But we also had another fake print today at 117.65 SPY.  Which one will play out is unknown… maybe up first, then down?

Currently, we are still in the channel up from the 1044 low last month.  We fell outside that trendline today, but rallied up and closed right on it.  The market is slowly starting to crack, and tomorrow is extremely important, as we bears are looking for a close outside that trendline to get the selling started.  A close tomorrow inside that trendline/channel would really hurt the bears that are looking for a sell off next week.

Next week is generally bullish, because it’s option expiration week.  So, that is another strike against the bears.  They are truly starving every bear into extinction.   Will there be any selling next week?  I think they will, but I’ve been wrong many times before.

Typically, they will pin the market on whatever level benefits them the most.  So what level is that on the SPY?  You can look at the open interest at each price level too get some type of idea, but it’s not always accurate.  Looking at the 117 level, there is now 213,816 puts and only 100,087 calls.  That could be the place they pin it next week.  Also, the 110 level, (which seems a long ways away from where we currently are), has 213,749 puts, and only 10,918 calls.

Needless to say… we’re not closing below that level next week!  The 117 level looks more likely, and of course my puts will expire worthless at that level (because that’s the strike price I purchased).  None of this means anything if they decide to tank it next week, (that’s what many of us are hoping for).  On a dump out, you could easily see 50 spx points, which would be 5 spy points.  That would put us in the 113 area, which would also fill that gap up around that level on March 5th.

For now we must simply wait it out, as Fridays’ usually have light volume… which means it’s not likely to do much tomorrow.  I hope it does, but I’m not counting on it.  I’ll just hang tight until next week, and see if they take her down or not?

Best of luck to all of us…

Red

Tic Toc Tic Toc…

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Time is running out as the bulls are starting to weaken!  Soon they will fall over from the poison that they’ve been given.  The news out will become increasing worse, causing more panic too occur.  Yes folks, the moment of reckoning, (for the bears at least), is now upon us.

One thing clear to me about today’s tape was that the big institutions are now selling.  They of course know what is too come, and what news will be released in the coming days and weeks.  Will it be the Job’s Claims numbers tomorrow, or some other event?  I don’t know what it will be, but I suspect that we will wake up one morning to a large gap down, and the market won’t look back…

The reason blamed behind the selling around 2pm on Wednesday was that Tom Hoeing, President of the Federal Reverse Bank of Kansas, came out around 2pm est. Wednesday and stated that he thought they should raise the interest rates to 1%.

Are they preparing us for the coming meltdown? It seems so… We must keep our ears open, as they are now letting the market know ahead of time… that more bad news is coming.

So at this point, it doesn’t look like the Dow will reach the 11,000 mark, nor will the SPX reach 1200… YET!  Remember, the summer months are still too come, and this current high is likely only temporary.  I think we will form a rounded top on this current rally from the March, 2009 low.  The real peak will probably occur in the summer, and every last bear will be dead by then.

I hope to still be around, and have successfully navigated these treacherous waters.  I know many other’s will fall into the bulls’ meat grinder, as their master’s need to eat sometime… and of course they like bull steak just as well as bear steak.

Playing this game isn’t easy, as it’s designed for them to always win, and you to lose.  So, you must learn to read what the dealers have in their hand, as they most definitely can see what’s in your hand.

Of course, there’s always a few who win at the table.  If not, then the house couldn’t keep anyone playing the game anymore.  So, beating the house isn’t an option… nor is it possible, but becoming the player that wins that hand is.  You must use this knowledge to out play the other players… as they are the ones’ you can beat.

So it now seems that everyone has laid their bets on “black”, as it’s come up black for the last trillion days in a row… but I think it’s time for “red” to pop up.  That’s why I’m short, and will add to my short position tomorrow, if I get the chance too.

If you are long, take your profits, and sit this one out.  Give us bears a chance to dance with the pretty girl… will you?

Red