You're kidding me... right? Duh! Hell yeah they're crooked! I've been saying that forever! This is just the start of the selling. I took a short position today, with a Vertical Put Spread. I bought the May 118 put, and sold the May 113 put, for a cost of $1.04 per contract.
More on my weekend update. For now, the bulls had better shop quickly, before the bears all wake up and release the bulls are in their territory. Enjoy your weekend everyone.