How about a good joke while we wait for “The Bearded ONE” to speak? It’s called…
Little Johnny Sold Toothbrushes.
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The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were
very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then
give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Little Sally led off: “I sold girl scout cookies and I
made $30,” she said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the
customer’s civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious
success.”
“Very good,” said the teacher.
Little Jenny was next: “I sold magazines,” she said, “I
made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up
on current events.”
“Very good, Jenny,” said the teacher..
Eventually, it was Little Johnny’s turn. The teacher held
her breath … Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and
dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk. “$2,467,” he said.
“$2,467!” cried the teacher, “What in the world were you
selling” ? Toothbrushes,” said Little Johnny.
“Toothbrushes,” echoed the teacher, “How could you
possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?”
“I found the busiest corner in town,” said Little Johnny,
“I set up a Dip & Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a free
sample.”
They all said the same thing, “Hey, this tastes like dog
crap!”
Then I would say, “It is dog crap. Wanna buy a
toothbrush? I used the President Obama method of giving you something
shitty, but looks good, for free, and then making you pay to get the
bad taste out of your mouth.” The teacher was speechless. . . . . . .
.
Little Johnny got 5 stars for his efforts, bless his
heart.
I think this FP of 129.18 could be the dropping spot right after the FOMC minutes are released. After that… who knows? Wild swings always happen after the meeting.
we don’t know the timeline on that 300 FP. for all we know, BAC is nationalized, shareholders wiped out, the bad assets stripped from the bank and put in a resoultion trust, and the good assets are re IPO’d – and when the new BAC company is refloated and it sells for 300/share
My broker who is one of the top three traders I have ever encountered, has been begging me to buy BAC. Begging me. Last time he begged this much, a stock went from bucks to 26.
How about a good joke while we wait for “The Bearded ONE” to speak? It’s called…
Little Johnny Sold Toothbrushes.
_____________________________________
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were
very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then
give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Little Sally led off: “I sold girl scout cookies and I
made $30,” she said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the
customer’s civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious
success.”
“Very good,” said the teacher.
Little Jenny was next: “I sold magazines,” she said, “I
made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up
on current events.”
“Very good, Jenny,” said the teacher..
Eventually, it was Little Johnny’s turn. The teacher held
her breath … Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and
dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk. “$2,467,” he said.
“$2,467!” cried the teacher, “What in the world were you
selling” ? Toothbrushes,” said Little Johnny.
“Toothbrushes,” echoed the teacher, “How could you
possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?”
“I found the busiest corner in town,” said Little Johnny,
“I set up a Dip & Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a free
sample.”
They all said the same thing, “Hey, this tastes like dog
crap!”
Then I would say, “It is dog crap. Wanna buy a
toothbrush? I used the President Obama method of giving you something
shitty, but looks good, for free, and then making you pay to get the
bad taste out of your mouth.” The teacher was speechless. . . . . . .
.
Little Johnny got 5 stars for his efforts, bless his
heart.
I think this FP of 129.18 could be the dropping spot right after the FOMC minutes are released. After that… who knows? Wild swings always happen after the meeting.
we don’t know the timeline on that 300 FP. for all we know, BAC is nationalized, shareholders wiped out, the bad assets stripped from the bank and put in a resoultion trust, and the good assets are re IPO’d – and when the new BAC company is refloated and it sells for 300/share
We just got a second FP… same target!
My broker who is one of the top three traders I have ever encountered, has been begging me to buy BAC. Begging me. Last time he begged this much, a stock went from bucks to 26.
lOl thanks red!! now you need a video where “the fat lady” sings…cause we all know it ain’t over till—— you guessed it!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF2ayWcJfxo&ob=av3el
BAC at 300 and GS at 13??? things that make you go “hmmmm”….
I think reality left town about 2 years ago……
Rally until at least after the FOMC meeting today.